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Hey, Jeff.

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I just met.

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Hey, you look so good.

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Yeah, I tried to.

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Yeah, I wish I had the time to train and
build myself up like that.

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Well, ain't nothing to it but to do it.

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Yeah.

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I wish you could help me with getting a
little advice from Jack, because he only

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likes athletes.

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Well, I do what I try for what I can.

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Yeah, but Jeff, she won't even go out
with me. She only likes athletes.

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Uh, do you need any advice?

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Well, if there's something I can say,
just tell me what's up.

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Sir. Good shot, kid.

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You're going to be my girl. I really dig
you, and you're going to be my girl.

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You understand?

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You're going to be my girl.

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You've got to see things my way, shit.

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I know you can see. Hey, look, I know
you can see in my way.

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I know you can. I know we can work
things out.

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You know what I mean?

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Come on, I'm already on time.

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Later.

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Right now. No, I just want you.

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Well, I never could read this, but it's
silent, too.

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Oh, Bob, I really wanted to go out. I
was counting on it. Look, I've got a big

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game tomorrow, and I'm not going out.
Oh, we can have dinner or something.

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Listen,

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we're not going out, all right? You've
got to stay here, okay?

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I guess it's a lot better going out,
isn't it?

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That's important, though.

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Stay in shape.

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I'll stay here.

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I'll leave later.

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Competency hypnosis.

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I'm tired of getting kicked in the face
all the time. I'm going to answer that

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ad.

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Hey, what did I tell you about this?

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Look at you, sucking my cock. You didn't
brush your teeth here, did you?

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Right. Where's McLean?

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You still keeping that dry toe?

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Here we are. Now we're doing great. Come
on.

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Here.

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Come on.

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Put it on good. Rub it all over this.

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That's it. That's the way to be healthy.

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Haha, that taste good?

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Oh, wow, hey!

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Oh, you know what that toothpaste out in
the clean does to be fast, cock, don't

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you?

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Oh, oh, he's got to be clean. Oh, he's
followed all the ten little rules.

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He's got to brush his teeth before and
after every meal.

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That's it.

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Oh!

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Suck on Big Bob's baseball bat. Come on!

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My name is Spencer Christian, and I got
this problem with my girl, or this girl

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that I wish was my girl.

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My friends can't help me. I saw your ad
in the paper, and I really hope you

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can help.

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I don't know. I'm not the athletic type
or something. I don't know.

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You probably can't help me either.

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Look very closely at this ball, Spencer.

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You are going deeper and deeper into
sleep.

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Your eyes are getting heavy.

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Look closely.

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Spencer, closely, look closely.

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You're drifting away, Spencer, on a
little pink cloud, drifting away, deeper

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deeper into sleep.

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Your eyes are getting heavy.

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Spencer, stand up.

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You're a superman. You're the world's
most powerful man.

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Now take off your clothes and let me see
your cuffs.

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Faster than a speeding bullet.

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More powerful than a locomotive.

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Able to lead tall buildings with a
single bound.

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Today Clark Kent learns from Herbert
Calkins of a world -shaking plot against

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peace. And as both realize that the
mysterious belief is their only clue, a

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terrific explosion is thrown at their
very feet.

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as this wild -mannered flark.

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You know, Jacket, exercise is about the
most important thing in your life.

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I mean,

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you know, most people don't realize the
importance of a daily physical regimen.

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Keep the body in tone and muscles in
shape.

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It makes her look younger, too. You know
that?

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Now you just remember what I said, okay?

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I know.

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I know.

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Oh,

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that's the greatest thing in the world.

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I know.

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I know.

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Oh,

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come on. Wait till the workout's
finished.

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I don't know why we couldn't do this on
the machine.

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This is kind of like exercise.

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Three other girls in that team have good
pictures, almost better than you.

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And they're in bed sleeping right now.

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Okay?

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You just do what old Bob tells you to
do, okay?

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You'll be the star.

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I'm Superman.

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who disguised as mild -mannered Spencer
Christian, mild -mannered reporter

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for the Daily Metropolitan newspaper,
fights a never -ending battle

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for truth, justice, and the American
way.

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Something weakens me here.

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It must be that loser again with Kurt
tonight.

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Don't bother me now, Lois. I got a hot
item.

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Let's find my leg shield.

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now neither

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I don't know what I'm going to tell
Perry after this one.

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and suck my balls of steel.

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A human tranquilizer.

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Yeah, but remember you promised that
we'd pitch tomorrow.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hey, you're going to pitch? What are you
worried about?

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You just stick with old Bob, the good
old Bob, and you'll get in that game.

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Hey, you don't forget.

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You may not start, but I'll get you in
there sometime.

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Mm -hmm. Don't worry about that.

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Oh, oh

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Are you sure you're going to win the
pitch tomorrow? Hey, don't worry about

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Big Bob makes a promise he keeps his
deal pitch. Don't worry.

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Look,

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I'm just getting a private for the game
tomorrow.

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Now you know we're going to win, right?

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I got to keep all my girls in top shape
for the game.

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The whole body tuned up every little bit
of it.

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All the vital parts.

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Come in then.

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Hey, aren't you, uh, I know you're the
champ.

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Wait, come on in. Hey, I'd like to talk
to you.

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I saw your picture in the paper and
you've got some body. You're a fantastic

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fighter. Wow, I don't believe you came
in the middle of the night. I'm such a

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mess. Oh, God.

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Of all things, wow, you really are nice.

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You are something else. I can't believe
you're standing right in my living room.

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I really should go fix my face, wash up,
or something. I must be a mess.

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Really, you're fantastic.

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I can't believe you're here.

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You don't know how much I admire you all
the time. I've seen you so often.

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Look at this.

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I came to talk about Spencer. He's named
Vera Harley.

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Spencer, Spencer, come on in the
kitchen. You want something to drink?

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You know? I saw that.

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I tell

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you,

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that guy Spencer, he has a fine mind.

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Hey,

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what's that?

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I'm taking my robe off so I can suck
your cock.

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Really not the reason why I'm over here.

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I know.

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I know.

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I know.

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I know you should be doing this as well.

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Spencer.

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You're not Spencer Day again.

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You shouldn't be throwing this at him.

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Oh, Spencer's a wimp.

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Oh Spencer, you're so powerful.

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Superman is missing.

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Oh, this is going to be a lot of
exercises.

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Oh, yes.

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Superman can give it anywhere.

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Oh, oh,

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oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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You're welcome.

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He's a good kid, he may start again.

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In fact, he's so good, he may start all
season.

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Oh, that's a big one, right?

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We are...

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Guess it might not be an avalanche
before we get a lot of hot.

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You got a lot of cock.

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Thank you.

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Mmm.

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My skill balls are crushing and you...

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and you're powerful with women from now
on.

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Superman came.

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Oh. Oh.

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But Spencer, he doesn't mind.

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Oh, jab away, jab.

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Just a boxer.

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you know spencer was my best buddy he
had a whole lot of class more

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than the rest of my buddies but when it
come down to someone to the fight with

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him i took care of him oh oh wow

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you're gonna knock me out let's play

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Hey,

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how was the game today girls?

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They can't be all that bad, really.

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Look that way.

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the game. Listen.

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Why are you so cheerful?

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Hey, listen, I'll tell you. We'll go
over to your place.

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We'll all get cheerful. You'll see why
I'm so cheerful, all right?

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No, I don't care. Okay, let's go. Why
not?

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All right.

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Can't believe it. Can't believe it.

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Ah, come on, girls.

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Break out of it.

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Snap out of it now.

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Just because you lose a game, it's not
how you win or lose. It's how you play

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the game. You know, Big Bob had let me
pitch in the last inning. He told me...

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He would last night. I'm sure he would
have had a chance. I know he would have

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won. Yeah, he said a lot of things last
night. He's full of shit. He had to take

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you to dinner, let you pitch back.

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I don't believe he lost.

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I don't believe he lost that game. We
should have won.

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It's his fault.

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It's his fault.

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It's a mouthy coach.

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Well, let's now brighten up the subject.
Yeah, okay, we'll brighten up. You can

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brighten things up, Spencer.

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Why don't you run down and get us some
soda, okay? I don't have any in here.

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Not anymore.

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It's a whole new ballgame.

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Allow me to turn the lights, and I'll
tell you.

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Gaze into the ball as you grow deeper
and deeper into sleep.

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Deeper and deeper.

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You are now totally relaxed.

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You're drifting, drifting away.

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You will now hear only my voice.

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voice and only my command.

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You are a very hot desert.

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The sun is burning very, very brightly.

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It's so uncomfortable.

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You're not dressed properly for the
desert. You have to get rid of all your

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clothes to feel a bit more comfortable.

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You're feeling very, very hot.

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Your feet are making you feel very hot.

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You have to get rid of your clothes.

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Relax. Feel comfortable.

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And now there's this real non -athletic,
there's this real sheik coming across

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the hot Sahara sands.

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And he looks like a cool drink of water.

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You're amazed at how he'll quench your
thirst.

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When he's there in front of you, you
feel quenched already.

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Now this Sheik, he may not be a real
athletic type Sheik, but he looks like a

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real cool drink of water to you.

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I must be a little...

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Take a drink of the sheep's water.

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Now it's time for the sheik's dinner.

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Hmm.

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I want you to fuck this shit.

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And eat her.

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Eat her good.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, you have to shit.

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Oh,

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yes.

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I don't want to listen to you.

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Let me fuck Ruby.

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Such a soft and fertile garden for the
sheep to...

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Okay, at the count of three, you will
snap out of it and not

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remember a thing.

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One, two, three.

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Ruby?

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Jackie?

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Snap out of it. At the count of one,
two, three, I said you will obey the

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command to snap out of it and forget
everything.

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One, two, three.

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Come in, Tokyo.

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At the sound of my command, you will
snap out of it.

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I command you.